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I decided to write a catchy pop punk song and what better to write about than my nuts :)

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This is a story about the middle
Of my crouch and how it shrivels
Every time I’m in the water
My friend decides to grow shorter.

I was walking to my school one day
When a girl walked up to me and bang
She hit in between the thighs
So dropped to the floor and I
Cried

I was setting up a mouse trap
Fell over and then it went snap
My balls they felt the crack
The pain as bad as a heart attack oh

This is a story about the middle
Of my crouch and how it shrivels
Every time I’m in the water
My friend decides to grow shorter.

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from I Got Bored: Volume 1, released March 7, 2013

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Bailey McKenzie Hackham West, Australia

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